So I hereby offer 10 heartfelt wishes for my internet company.
1) I wish they would get life in the electric chair.
2) I wish they would be told the technician will turn off their electric chair sometime before 7pm, so they shouldn't go anywhere.
3) I wish their management ongoing success as they continue to also manage the French World Cup soccer team.
4) I wish that their virginal 14-year-old daughters go on the road with best friend Miley Cyrus...
5) I wish that they personally lose the next iPhone prototype and get to experience Steve Jobs eating their liver.
6) I wish them to be force-fed nuclear hot Indian currie and gallons of peppermint Schnaps and Milk of Magnesia.
7) I wish that Jack Bauer believes they killed his girlfriend. DAMMIT.
8) I wish that BP be responsible for their swimming pool.
9) I wish that at every future dinner party, they sit with VP Joe Biden, Ozzy Osbourne and the people who make infomercials.
10)And I wish that readers would leave their personal wishes for their internet provider in comments below...
Click on 'comments' below and add your two cents!
