War, mullets and making toe lakes while standing up and peeing come to mind.
And 10 cent beer night, fart noises and golf.
OK, maybe add to the list large bore paintball guns, remote controls and really big breast implants.
We accept that women have grounds to feel some resentment toward men. Possibly even to retaliate a little.
So, as a gender, we men did not complain when our world was subjected to abuse or ridicule. No, we bit our tongues till they bled.
In our atonement, we, as men, publicly testified that having a baby is the WORST PAIN IN THE UNIVERSE - way worse than banging your thumb with a ball peen hammer, or even taking a fastball in the goolies (well, it's worse than the thumb banging thing, anyway).
So we've done our mea culpa. We've slept on the couch. We've eaten your Jenny Craig meals. (Lawsy lawsy lawsy).
But there is a point where female retribution against men must cease. Torture must stop.
Yet there is a dark brooding force surrounding us. This malevolent force is attempting to foist the most horrific torture on us that mankind has ever seen.
And we simply cannot stand for it. Our ankles just won't take it. Have mercy...
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