1) a mosque
2) the deficit
3) Michelle's shoes
4) Treasury notes
5) one Obamacare Bill
6) Lady Gaga's girly bits
7) WikiLeaks emails
8) missing BP oil
9) "Hillary in 2012" signs
10) dry rot
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