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Monday, August 16, 2010

Warning: What's Under the White House Tarp?

A tarp is covering the West Wing of the White House, prompting widespread speculation that it is hiding:

1) a mosque

2) the deficit

3) Michelle's shoes

4) Treasury notes

5) one Obamacare Bill

6) Lady Gaga's girly bits

7) WikiLeaks emails

8) missing BP oil

9) "Hillary in 2012" signs

10) dry rot

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha. But NO, it's hiding Obama's Kenyan birth certificate and his retirement funds...

James Jones, Tampa said...

A giant shredding machine, and what's left of the Constitution?

President Obama said...

I can assure you that the West Wing tarp is not covering my Kenyan birth certificate. That's in our vault. Err. I mean it does not exist. I was born in Virginia. Uhm, Texas. No, Hawaii. That's the ticket..... Michelle, how do I delete this comment?

Anonymous said...

I can't think of anything funny and witty to add - Great blog UBP!

Anonymous said...

Graffiti from a disgruntled betrayed Democrat

You're Outta Here said...

Slightly used JetBlue Emergency slide. Set to activate in November 2012! Oh wait, it's inflating now!

JoeW said...

It's starting to look like a shroud over the West Wing, not a tarp. That's not a bad thing, considering...

Anonymous said...

All of Barack's "top priorities"?

kris said...

Here are my thoughts . . .

This post sucks donkey balls.

I expect better from you.

I am headed back into the archives and I better find better stuff. Because otherwise? I am going to kick your lazy ass.

You know you missed me.

Anonymous said...

ALL THE PAINTERS PAINTING OUR WHITE HOUSE BLACK WITH GOLD STRIPPING...

kris said...

ARE YOU NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR BLOG?

Apologies for yelling.

Where are you?

Bill said...

Hi Kris,

Behold blog blockage. Other parts of the empire need attention. Meanwhile, all snorts redirected to Pretty All True. That is all.

Bill

kris said...

Alright, then.

Get your shit together and get back here ASAP.

Storm'n Norm'n said...

I think he's set some booby trap to go off if somebody else gets to live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. But as long as he's in there he may be stockin' up on ammo to defend himself against the American people when they finally figure him out...