1) a mosque
2) the deficit
3) Michelle's shoes
4) Treasury notes
5) one Obamacare Bill
6) Lady Gaga's girly bits
7) WikiLeaks emails
8) missing BP oil
9) "Hillary in 2012" signs
10) dry rot
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Newsworthy humor and satire that is NOT by Dave Barry, but may be suitable for smart, attractive people who like to Har. Even snort... AND WHO SHOULD GO TO HTTP://HOGSATEMYSISTSER.COM because that's where I write NOW. And, no, I can't frickin figure out how to change that on the mighty Blogger Dashboard.
15 comments:
Haha. But NO, it's hiding Obama's Kenyan birth certificate and his retirement funds...
A giant shredding machine, and what's left of the Constitution?
I can assure you that the West Wing tarp is not covering my Kenyan birth certificate. That's in our vault. Err. I mean it does not exist. I was born in Virginia. Uhm, Texas. No, Hawaii. That's the ticket..... Michelle, how do I delete this comment?
I can't think of anything funny and witty to add - Great blog UBP!
Graffiti from a disgruntled betrayed Democrat
Slightly used JetBlue Emergency slide. Set to activate in November 2012! Oh wait, it's inflating now!
It's starting to look like a shroud over the West Wing, not a tarp. That's not a bad thing, considering...
All of Barack's "top priorities"?
Here are my thoughts . . .
This post sucks donkey balls.
I expect better from you.
I am headed back into the archives and I better find better stuff. Because otherwise? I am going to kick your lazy ass.
You know you missed me.
ALL THE PAINTERS PAINTING OUR WHITE HOUSE BLACK WITH GOLD STRIPPING...
ARE YOU NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR BLOG?
Apologies for yelling.
Where are you?
Hi Kris,
Behold blog blockage. Other parts of the empire need attention. Meanwhile, all snorts redirected to Pretty All True. That is all.
Bill
Alright, then.
Get your shit together and get back here ASAP.
I think he's set some booby trap to go off if somebody else gets to live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. But as long as he's in there he may be stockin' up on ammo to defend himself against the American people when they finally figure him out...
He bugged the place with microphones and listening devices. That's how he spied on Trump and that's how he feeds Biden what to say and do...it's working fine if you ask me. 😉
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