2) Being with all these jail girls makes Sam sooo jealous! Bitch!
3) I own Twitter! Miley who? Paris WHO?
4) No ankle bracelet!
5) Reality TV here I come! My show? How about 'Get out of jail free'!
6) Lockdown! I love to cause them! Lockdown! Lockdown! Lockdown! I rock!
7) Stick, the 'girl next door', is giving me a jail tattoo! With prison ink! Wicked!
8) No makeup. No knickers. No paparazzi. No life :-{
9) I hope they'll let my sweet, caring, wonderful Daddy come for a sleep-over! For like 20 years!
10) Only five more sleeps until I get out! Better than Christmas! Wicked!
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3 comments:
I bet she does look kinda hot in orange...
That's what they said in Cell Block No. 9...
What?
She owns Twitter?
Not my little corner.
I am like a god there.
A bossy inappropriate troublesome god.
Like the real god, but racier.
Snort!
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