Sunday, July 4, 2010

Two-Billion-Headed Calf Flies Standing Up With Paris Hilton's Body on Ice

Speed-reading isn't everything it's cracked up to be.

The actual highlights from New Zealand's Sunday newspapers are:

- New Zealander who kept dead girlfriend on L.A. ice now living with parents

- Facebook introducing face-recognition software

- Ryannair to introduce vertical, five-pound seats

- Piggery fined $45,000 for causing burning eyes and headaches

- Two-headed calf born in Northern Egypt

- Obama introduces $2b for solar

- Paris marijuana charges dropped

But the speed-reading mashups sent to my brain were:

- Facebook solar software keeps dead readers on ice

- Two-headed Obama calf flies on marijuana

- Ryannair charges five pounds for going vertical with pungent pig Paris Hilton

Which makes sense considering the story about lost methadone in Lower Hutt...

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