The news comforts me yet...

- The young child who was allowed to direct traffic at JFK airport had ADULT SUPERVISION. No worries then, mate.

- All 5,000 of the nekkid Aussies photographed outside the Sydney Opera House now have their kit back on. Many of them should not even SHOWER in the nude. In the Outback. At night. Ever.

- That madcap Sasha Cohen won't be presenting at the Oscars. With time on his hands, maybe he could do his skits for a group with a bigger sense of humor, like the NRA. Or Iran.