Erin Nordegren may be the most beautiful woman alive.
So of course Jesse James has apparently had an 11 month affair with a skank demon tattooed woman. And Tiger's wallered with the hogs - over a dozen, all white, all peroxide blonde bimbos.
It reminds me of Richard Pryor's classic bit about wives who keep their husband's penis in the drawer. "Honey, I was wondering, the guys are going fishing this weekend, and, you know, everyone's taking their penis... Can I take mine?"
Ain't gonna happen, Jesse and Tiger. Keep your hands in plain sight and move away from the drawer... Morons...
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