Friday, March 26, 2010

Darth Obama

A *poll of Republicans shows:

- almost a quarter think President Obama is the anti-christ

- 67% say he's a socialist

- 57% say he's a secret Muslim

- 99% think his wife could kick his butt

- 75% believe Elvis is still headlining in Las Vegas

- 91% shot holes in the pollsters' notepad when asked about gun control

- 97% believe Ronald Reagan was a "Founding Father who signed the Declaration of Independence" and invented the horse

- 131% believe Fox News is a religious broadcaster

* This poll was conducted at NRA meetings, Dallas Cowboys football games, in Sarah Palin's bedroom and on the planet Naboo.


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