- almost a quarter think President Obama is the anti-christ
- 67% say he's a socialist
- 57% say he's a secret Muslim
- 99% think his wife could kick his butt
- 75% believe Elvis is still headlining in Las Vegas
- 91% shot holes in the pollsters' notepad when asked about gun control
- 97% believe Ronald Reagan was a "Founding Father who signed the Declaration of Independence" and invented the horse
- 131% believe Fox News is a religious broadcaster
* This poll was conducted at NRA meetings, Dallas Cowboys football games, in Sarah Palin's bedroom and on the planet Naboo.

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